Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Hugh Hefner (1926-2017)

     I do not have much to say about Hugh Hefner other than to mark his passing. Anyone who causes both fundamentalist Christians and feminists to celebrate your death, someone should take note. Hefner might be viewed as an icon for his encouragement of the free love movement, but both moralists and feminist advocates recognize he did nothing but “free” women to be sex objects.
     From my teen years on, Hefner was always an old man attempting to desperately hold on to an empty, hedonist life style. Considering my cynical bemusement towards celebrity culture, I do not think I would have ever envied him. I certainly never envied the self-parody of aged frat boy nirvana Hefner was during my lifetime. In all honesty, does the photo above not look pitiful?
     A plethora of writers and artists are eulogizing Hefner positively for the opportunities and larger than usual paychecks for their work over the years.  Perhaps you should look to them for positive words about Hefner. A popular model, actress, or singer, too. Some are happy for the opportunity to sell their souls. More likely would, if their was a buyer.
   Hefner believed religion was a myth designed to control human morals. He clashed with Christians over the decades in particular. There is obviously no point in wishing Hefner godspeed as I often do in these obituaries. So I will just end with the hope something good came out of his life sometime, somewhere.

Harry Knowles' Ain't It Creepy News

     If you are a movie geek with an internet connection, you have no doubt spent a lot of time at Ain't It Cool News The site, founded by harry Knowles in 1996, is one of the longest running sites to feature movie, television, and comic book news for two decades. Its message forum, which I frequently posted in myself until around 2012 or so, was legendary as the wild frontier for trolls. Now AICN is coming crashing down.
     Knowles was accused over the weekend of sexually assaulting Jasmine Baker. Since Baker's accusations, other women have come forward to detail incidents involving Knowles grabbing them inappropriately and sending suggestive text messages. Details are in this Vulture article. There is an obvious content warning because of the details, including the text messages, presented. Baker is described as a former member of the close knit film community in Knowles' hometown of Austin, Texas, and only felt free to come forward as she is no longer a part of the community. The other women have come forward saying the community covered for Knowles so as to remain in the in crowd. Women just learned to remain out of Knowles' reach.
     The response has been quick and devastating. Longtime contributors to AICN like Quint and Capone left the site. The disturbing thought is they knew of Knowles' lurid behavior and are only backing out now to save themselves. The comments section has been taken down. Knowles is the only member of the site currently posting articles, but he plans to take a leave of absence. The site is effectively dead regardless. Movie personalities are shunning AICN. The Alamo Drafthouse Theater has banned Knnowles. Fantastic Fest dropped AICN as a co-sponsor. More severance of ties with AICN are inevitable.
     Circumstantial evidence points towards Knowles' predatory notions towards women being true. The text messages are the only tangible evidence I have seen, both they clearly demonstrate Knowles' unsolicited perverted advances towards women. Literally everyone associated with Knowles has headed for the hills within the last four days. More than likely, they have known more than they have revealed about Knowles' lecherous behavior. We should not forget Knowles is also married,
     Knowles is innocent until proven guilty, and I am not convicting him of anything as yet. But accusations of sexual assault are like accusations of racism—in the current climate, a person is guilty until presented with clear evidence to the contrary. It is the modem day scarlet letter. I am saddened not only by the likelihood the allegations are true and there are more out there, but the negative impact the revelation will have on the community of geeks who love movies, television, and comic books. Geeks are already considered awkward and unpleasant, especially where the opposite sex is concerned. This scandal is not helping.

Monday, September 25, 2017

The End of the World Has Been Delayed

     The end of the world did not occur on Saturday as predicted by “Christian” doomsday theorist David Meade. But fret not for Meade's now fragile credibility. As it turns out, we were merely misinterpreting his prediction the world would end last Saturday. He has now explained his theory in simpler terms so the ignorant masses will make no mistakes in the future.
     What Meade actually meant was the end of the end began with the August 21st eclipse. September 23rd was the day of a sign in the sky. October 5th will bring another eclipse. Finally, October 21st will begin the seven year Tribulation Pre-Millenniulist Christians believe is predicted in the book of Revelations.
    In fairness, there was an odd celestial alignment on Saturday, but it has occurred three times in the past in 1056, 1293, 1483, and 1827. NASA assures the curious there in no more factual basis in the “true” interpretation of Meade's theory than in the misinterpretation we were working under before. Fortunately, Meade enjoys seven more years of contemplation to come up with a defense for why his correct theory fails as well.   

Sunday, September 24, 2017

Protesting the NFL Protesters

     Sports and politics are a terrible mix. It is usually awful when politics creeps into any pastime that is not inherently political. Just ask gamers how they like it now that gender issues in gaming make more headlines than the latest, greatest cross-platform offering. Why should geeks have all the fun? It is time for the jocks to get a taste.
     Let us get one thing straight, because it has already come up in a personal conversation over the issue. I am an adamant supporter of the First Amendment. Sports stars can protest about anything they want for as long as they want. As president, Donald Trump can complain about the protests as he sees fit. But players should not be free from the consequences of their actions even while they have the freedom to engage in those actions.
     The main consequence is disrespecting fans. Fans go to games in order to watch football, basketball...whatever. They do not want to be met with political protests. It is especially unpleasant when the protests are of as divisive a nature as an accusation of general racism perpetuated by Americans. The accusation is why attendance and television ratings are down. Who wants to watch a bunch of guys getting paid at least $500k a year and often must more scold the rest of the country for income inequality and oppression? Yeah, I am sure you guys know all about oppression. No shut up and play ball.
     With the above in mind, I am curious why Trump's comments are considered divisive. Perhaps it is beneath his office to comment on a professional sports protest. But he made his comments at a politically rally for a Senate candidate, not in some official Rose Garden press conference. He is defending the national anthem, the flag, and that for which they stand. He probably believes that is part of his job as president. He is probably right. But it is difficult to claim he is acting divisively when Barack Obama sent a delegation to the funeral of Michael Brown, who was killed attacking a police officer.
     In order to reconcile the notions Trump's actions are divisive, but Obama’s were not one must believe the United States is inherently racist. The inherent racism is the sole source of income inequality,. The racism also compels police officers to brutalize blacks anytime they please and get away with it. In spite of these being blanket statements, they cannot be questioned . Anyone who applies any sort of nuance is automatically racist and part of the problem. But some how this point of view is not divisive? It does not make any sense at all.

Saturday, September 23, 2017

It's the End of the World As We Know It and I Feel Fine

     It is September 23rd, the most recently predicted date to be the end of the world. The odds of the end occurring today are virtually nil. Jesus himself said no man knows the day or time. But how did we reach this point yet again? It appears to be a combination of fraudulent teaching of Scripture and fake news regarding NASA. Now there is one wacky combination.
     So what is the deal? Christian numerologist and conspiracy theorist David Meade believes Luke 21: 25-26 establishes the time of the solar eclipse and Hurricanes Harvey and Irma in its descriptions of signs from the sun and moon as well as the roaring of the sea. These signs are allegedly a forerunner of the planet Nibiri nearly crashing into Earth sometime today. Meade wrote a book—they always have a book to sell-called The 2017 Arrival in which he laid out his prediction.
     By pure happenstance, NASA discovered a new planet in the solar system they named Planet Nine. NASA denies the new planet is the alleged Nibiri. Nibiri is a hoax originated in 1976 by author Zecharia Sitchin in his book The 12th Planet. As I said, they always have a book to sell. I do not know why they need the money. According to them, the world is ending.
     An important thing to note is today is not the first day Nibiri was supposed to collide or nearly collide with Earth. All the other days have come and gone, leaving the Earth unscathed. So shall it be today.  

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Regent University School of Law Class of 2004

     Talk about a blast from the past. A Facebook friend and former classmate at Regent University shared our class photo from Regent's Facebook page. I am not sure he wants to be identified, but if you want to see yours truly, I am on the fifth row from the top and the fifth from the left on the row. We were the Class of 2004, these photos were taken in spring 2002. I am 25 in my photo. Many changes have occurred in the ensuing fifteen years.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Len Wein (1948-2017)

   Len Wein, one of my favorite comic book writers, has passed away after a long illness. Wein was active in both DC and marvel Comics from the late '60's onward. He most notably created Swamp Thing for DC and the ever popular Wolverine for Marvel, as well as revitalized the X-Men in general in the mid-'70's for the company. I particularly enjoyed his long runs on Amazing Spider-Man and the Incredible Hulk from the late '70's. When I first began collecting old comics, Wein's runs on those titles were some of the first I sought out.
     While Wein is most known for creating Swamp Thing and many of the second generation of X-Men, he was a journeyman in the world of comics who wrote short runs of just about every character you could name. My personal favorite was the penultimate Marvel Feature #11 from 1973. I stumbled across it at a convention in Charlotte in 1990. The story featured an obscure alien character placing a wager with Hulk's arch-nemesis ,the Leader, that the Fantastic Four's strongmen, the Thing, in a fight. For a long time there, fan debate raged over which of the two was strongest, and any match up between Hulk and the Thing was highly sought after. The issue lead to the Thing earning his own title in which he teamed up with another character every issue.
    Later in his career, Wein branched out to script writing. He penned a number of stories for animated series featuring comics characters. Most notably were Batman: The Animated Series, Spider-Man, and X-Men.
     Wein was in poor health most of his life and on dialysis for the last few years. He came to love comics in much the same manner as I did—he was given stacks of comics to read in order to pass the time while recuperating from various illnesses as a child. His health was in decline so long, I do not remember a time when rumors of his imminent passing were not floating about in comics fandom. Yet he always managed to bounce back with new endeavors. He often appeared at conventions to meet fans. I imagine in person meetings were the catalyst for persistent rumors of his inevitable death. But he always beat the odds...until this morning.
     Godspeed, Len Wein.  

The Wind Took Your Answer

     Caligula was one of the most colorful and insane rulers of Rome. A case in point is the time he ordered a legion of soldiers to stab at the sea. Afterward, he declared victory and ordered his men to gather sea shells as war trophies. There are two stories possibly explaining Caligula's actions. The first, from sensationalist historian Suetonius, stated Caligula declared war on Neptune, the god of the oceans, in order to establish dominion over his maritime realm. The second is a legion of Romans nearly mutinied over orders to invade Britain, and the act was done as a way of declaring some kind of victory. The bottom line is Caligula was crazy because—and not only because—the act accomplished nothing.
     Flash forward a few centuries, and the idea has spread among some Florida residents that shooting at Hurricane Irma makes landfall in the Keys and moves up the Gulf Coast will push the storm back into the ocean. The suggestion came from an online post as a joking suggestion to relieve stress and boredom, but some in Florida took it seriously enough a local sheriff tweeted out a warning for citizens not to fire a gun during the fierce winds will send the bullets astray. The Facebook event at which Irma was supposed to be attacked had 26,000 people signed up to attend.
     A couple other events were planned via Facebook, such as meeting together to push Irma back out to sea and a peaceful protest against Irma to demonstrate its ideology of violence and destruction is not welcome in Gainsville. I confess to liking the jab at social justice warriors with that one. Aside from these two examples, there are other acts of absurdity planned for real. There is a fellow who planned to tie himself to a pole to wait out the storm. No word as to whether he went through with it. If he did, I assume he is now a Darwin Award finalist.
     In all seriousness, I hope everyone is Florida stays as safe as possible during Irma. Hurricanes are no laughing matter. Even in a place like Florida which suffers hurricanes frequently, never underestimate when a particularly powerful one comes along. When nature decides to show you who is really in charge, take heed.

Monday, September 4, 2017

Happy Labor Day!

    I hope everyone is enjoying Labor Day. As mentioned here in recent days, it is the final holiday of the summer. I made the most of it with hamburgers and BBQ chicken. Not much to complain about there, no? If you are curious how I managed to gain several pounds over the last couple weeks, today's lunch is a good clue.
     Here is my usual holiday selfie for Labor Day.     

"You Shook Me All Night Long"--Shania Twain

     For some reason, Shania Twain covered AC/DC's "You Shook Me

All Night Long."  If you come up with any explanation, please enlighten


Sunday, September 3, 2017

"409"--Junior Brown

     Yes, it is another Beach boys song. A pattern is developing before your very eyes.
     This is my favorites out of all the country covers I posted this week. Junior Brown puts a definite country twist on the song. The beach boys not only sing backup, but appear as though they are having the time of their lives doing so. The lively spirit is infectious.   
     Compare this performance to yesterday's "Just give me the paycheck" reaction KISS had to playing with Garth Brooks as he goofs around on "Hard Luck Woman.'  

Saturday, September 2, 2017

A Periodic Reminder

      One may insist the spirit of this post runs contrary to the general advice to “let dead leaves fall,” but I did vow months ago to make a periodic reminder of the status of my personal belongings. While it is important to let go of the little things, it is also important to keep your word. I weighed the two concepts and decided keeping a vow is more important under the circumstances. What good is a person who fails to keep his promises?
      You may recall when I intervened in the Darlington County sheriff's race I had been abandoned to a nursing home by Team Chavis while they kept all of my personal belongings, surrogate for the campaign said all of my belongings were actually boxed up. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows this claim is false. No reason exist to keep any of my stuff if Team Chavis has no intention of ever contacting me again. But I called their bluff and will continue to do so. I have friends in Hartsville who are willing to retrieve my stuff. All they need is the go ahead fro Team Chavis. It is a go ahead that will, of course, never come.
     This is the character of your new sheriff, Darlington. He does not care about doing the right thing. He only cares about the sense of self-worth he derives from wearing a uniform. I will continue to serve as a source of truth for this matter.

"Hard Luck Woman"--Garth Brooks

     So here is a particular oddity for you. Not only do I consider Garth Brooks' reign in country music as the beginning of it drift away from tradition, I do not consider his rendition of KISS' “Hard luck Woman” to be all that good. But there is a particular novelty to watching KISS play backup for Brooks. Gene Simmons admitted they only played on the cover because brooks groveled . I get the impression they would rather be anyone else but on that stage.
     Before anyone blasts me, I do like a lot of Brook's music from the early '90's. He went off the rails after refusing the Artist of the Year from the American Music Awards. The less said about his turn as Chris Gaines, the better. The bottom line is I am giving both credit and blame where I fairly think it belongs. Your mileage may vary.    

Friday, September 1, 2017

"Take It Easy"--Travis Tritt

    Common Thread: The Songs of the Eagles was released in 1993 as a benefit for Walden Pond in Concord, Massachusetts. Walden Pond is famous for being the place in which Henry David Thoreau wrote his famous work, Waldon; or Life in the Woods. Preserving Waldon Pond has been a longtime project for Eagles' drummer and environmentalist Don Henley.
     The album featured country artists covering songs of the Eagles. The eagles are right up there with Jimmy Buffett in terms of my favorite artists and at the time of the release, refugee fan of their kind of music were migrating to country in order to escape the mess rap, pop, and dance had made of mainstream music. Common Thread was one of the first Cd I ever bought. It enjoyed heavy rotation right up until I switched to MP3 a few years ago.
    Many fans have criticized some of the country artists for butchering the originals. Fair enough. Such criticism comes with the territory of cover songs. There are a few on the CD I am not too fond of, either. None compare to the originals, either. But there are some good efforts. I could have easily chosen three or four, but I went with Travis Tritt's cover of “Take It Easy.” It appears to be among the most favored covers. As with the song I chose yesterday, the original band plays backup.
     Not everyone was happy with Common Thread, but the Cd compelled the Eagles to tour again in 1994 after a fourteen year hiatus. The Eagles' new found success lead to about a dozen farewell tours since then, so there is that.
        Godspeed, Glenn Frey.